Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
