dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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