bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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