I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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