Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize