I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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