Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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