yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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