Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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