ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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