goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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