apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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