Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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