why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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