White coat. Heels.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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