ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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