I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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