Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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