sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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