Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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