I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
