whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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