Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I need a beard to bite.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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