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my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Farmville is her only friend.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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