Betty ford says i'm here all night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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