Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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