Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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