I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Pooping to opera.
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