i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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