WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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