i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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