I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
