i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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