I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
