I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Alive.
So much puke
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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