Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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