I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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