You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I CAN MOONWALK!
there's paper in my vomit.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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