What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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