How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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