what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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