did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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