I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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