I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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