I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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