Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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