why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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