I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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