He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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