Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
