I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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