There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My dick has a subreddit
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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