honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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